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During my early life, I lived in a closet under the stairs in my aunt and uncle's London house on Privet Drive. When I was 11, I learned my true identity: I was a wizard whose parents had been murdered by He Who Must Not Be Named when I was just a lil baby! Whaaaa...?! I know, major plot twist. Anyway, I was whisked off to a magical school by a big hairy dude to hone my wand skills, make friends with goblins, centaurs, and other magical folk, and practice some sweet-ass spells. Hit me up if you want to learn some.
(Kudos if you read this entire intro, which I obviously stole from Harry Potter...)
**Updated sidenote: Hello gentlemen! I'm very flattered by your message & appreciate you making the first move. However, if I don't reply to you right away, please do NOT retaliate by calling me a b*tch, rude, stuck up, blah blah blah. You can think I'm a conceited d**khead for saying this, but I get a buttload of messages on here. While I'd like answer everyone, I just don't have the time... and let's be honest, this app isn't top priority in anyone's life. So please, don't be a douche canoe and take out your butthurt pride on an innocent lady! Affirmative, ghost rider? (Oh, and if you DO think I'm a conceited d**khead, you are 100% entitled to your opinion... I just don't want to read it in an insulting message, haha)
**Sidenote #2... can't believe I have to say this, but other hard NOs are: sending unsolicited genital pics, demanding my # several times, or asking if I want to "get raped" (fyi, you're creepy AF and I'll report you)
Mmmkay well on that happy note, lol, good luck and I hope you all find what you're looking for! :) (except for the rapey guy. You should find jail instead)
Démarreurs de conversation (par ex. ce que vous aimeriez faire lors d'un premier rendez-vous...)
Pina coladas while getting caught in the rain
Beam me up, Scotty!
Guns or knives, Butch?
Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, pizza is knowledge. Let’s go!!!