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My first home was a closet under the stairs in my aunt and uncle's London home. When I was 11, I learned my true identity: I was a wizard whose parents had been murdered by He Who Must Not Be Named when I was just a lil baby! Whaaaa...?! I know, major plot twist. Anyway, I was whisked off to a magical school by a big hairy dude to hone my wand skills, make friends with goblins, centaurs, and other magical folk, and practice some sweet-ass spells. Hit me up if you want to learn some. (Yes, this is obviously the plot of Harry Potter. I am a gigantic nerd and puh-ROUD of it! :)
**Updated sidenote: Hello gentlemen! Thank you for your interest, I really do appreciate you making the first move. Buuuut if I don't reply to you, please do NOT retaliate by calling me a b*tch, rude, stuck up, blah blah blah. Not to sound like an a-hole, but I'm a girl and therefore get a lot of messages. While I'd like to answer everyone, I frankly don't have the time. So please, don't be a douche canoe and take out your butthurt pride on an innocent lady! Affirmative, ghost rider? (And you can think I'm a conceited d**khead, I respect your opinion... I just don't want to read it in an insulting message, haha)
**Sidenote #2... can't believe I have to say this... but other hard NOs are: sending unsolicited genital pics, demanding my # several times, or asking if I want to "get raped" - you're creepy AF and I'll report you.
**Sidenote #3 (Agghhh why?!) I'm pretty chill and am cool with being FWB. But if you ask to come straight over and can't put in the effort to meet for a drink first? Wellll then i doubt that you'd "put in the effort" to, ahem, rock my bod later and make sure that we BOTH enjoy the encounter. Ain't nobody got time for that, fool! Plus, why would i invite a random dude I just met online over at 1am?! For all I know, your plan is to add me to the skin suit you're currently sewing, Buffalo Bill. I don't want to end up on Dateline.
Mmmkay well on that happy note, lol, yay for online dating! Good luck, and I hope you all find what you're looking for! :) (except for Rapey Guy. I hope you find jail instead)
Démarreurs de conversation (par ex. ce que vous aimeriez faire lors d'un premier rendez-vous...)
Do you like pina coladas while getting caught in the rain?
Beam me up, Scotty!
Guns or knives, Butch?
Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, pizza is knowledge. Let’s go!!!